A former KGB analyst, Igor Panarin, has predicted the end of the United States. The schmuck thinks that by 2010 we'll be sliced and diced up as a nation. Lets look at what he is saying:
REGION 1: "The Californian Republic"
California will be the center of this new republic, under heavy Chinese influence. Hmmm, the Chinese do have some operating contracts in a few Californian ports, but saying that they could extend their influence a few miles inland (much less into Utah and Idaho) is asinine.
REGION 2: "The Texas Republic"
Due to the influx of illegal immigration, all southern states will follow subject to Mexican control. This could be Texas's opportunity to be the lone republic they've always wanted to be, well, kind of.
REGION 3: "The Central North American Republic"
Why bother with this one? There is no Canadian influence in America AT ALL. If anything, its the other way around. Some exceptions might be universal "hellthcare" and slap shots...
REGION 4: "Atlantic America"
The eastern seaboard will become a part of the European Union. We're a different continent after all, but whatever, its one world right?
REGION 5: "Hawaii"
Hawaii will go to Japan, due to the influence of cheaper auto imports and flat screen TVs. Thats right, the country with no military what so ever.
REGION 6: "Alaska"
Guess where Alaska goes? Thats right! Right back into Mother Russia's "warm" embrace. I guess this region is the only logical conclusion Igor came up with, being that it was purchased from Russia in the first place. Good luck Russia reclaiming your land from the pit bull with lipstick.
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